What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:35

-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.